Anthemic Texts From Last Night

Photo 12Notes

CLASSIC:
(405):
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Skibmann TFLNs never go out of style <3

CLASSIC:

(405):

Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.

Skibmann TFLNs never go out of style <3

Photo 8Notes

(443):
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you’re too drunk, you’re too drunk.
(and oh my god, was he drunk that night. lol)

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(443):

i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you’re too drunk, you’re too drunk.

(and oh my god, was he drunk that night. lol)

Photo 34Notes

(302):
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass

(302):

His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass

Photo 7Notes

(305):
One day. I will touch his hair. I’m curious if it’ll be like a soft cloud.

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(305):

One day. I will touch his hair. I’m curious if it’ll be like a soft cloud.

Photo 7Notes

(914):
I’ve never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj

(914):

I’ve never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj

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CLASSIC:

(734):
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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CLASSIC:

(734):

I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Photo 14Notes

(914):
He pointed at some girls and said “I’m gonna have sex with them girls over there”, and disappeared.

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(914):

He pointed at some girls and said “I’m gonna have sex with them girls over there”, and disappeared.

Photo 3Notes

(509):
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they’re turned off.

(509):

first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they’re turned off.

Photo 14Notes

(541):
So as I left the Australian’s hotel room, I said “Welcome to America. You’re going to do just fine here.”

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(541):

So as I left the Australian’s hotel room, I said “Welcome to America. You’re going to do just fine here.”

Photo 10Notes

classic:
(509):
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
one of my faves XD

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classic:

(509):

God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number

one of my faves XD

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